iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

hi just so you know the media and internet lied to you.

being a bitch isn’t cool, being unkind isn’t tough, and aspiring to be petty is sad.

life is really really hard and the only way we’re gonna get through it with a little bit of joy is together.

enjoying hurting people’s feelings is a sign of deep unhappiness and i hope one day you can heal and spend your time loving the people who deserve it and getting away from the ones who don’t

catwheezie:

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Happy black cat day!!

Here are some black cats I’ve drawn through the years

dovewithscales:

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afloweroutofstone:

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This captures everything I love about being online

This reminds me of the time that I asked if anyone had resources on the history of Shinto and while nobody had book recs, turns out an actual Temple Maiden followed me on Tumblr and was down to chat.

Tumblr has a startling number of well informed insightful people with names that reference obscure hentai.

redundantz:

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shart

sbeep:

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🫵🐱

weenwem:

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Karlach sketch

P. S. I do anything for her happiness

🔺Baldur’s Gate 3 fanart🔻

mistercrowbar:

Drawing of a nervous male Tav wearing a T-shirt that says “I am afraid of women.” Following him are the three female origin companions decked out in full plate armour and giant great weapons.ALT
Tumblr post saying, “I saw a dude at the mall with a shirt that said I AM AFRAID OF WOMEN but he was walking with like 3 girls. King.”  A response remarks, “exposure therapy”ALT

He’s trying but the women keep getting scarier. Have you seen Lae’zel’s action surge???

mistercrowbar:

Bard Tav faces Astarion and Lae’zel and pleads to them, “consider the loot and ummm chance to re-hone your fighting skills at the goblin camp! Shake off the tadpole funk!”  Tav is then in between Wyll and Karlach, telling the former “don’t attack! Hear Karlach out!”ALT
Tav presents a pile of magic boots to Gale, “We got all these boots for you! Astarion can have one book!” Behind him, Astarion holds the Necromancy of Thay with a devillish grin.  Lastly, Tav speaks to Shadowheart, “your god and my god get along, we could too! But maybe tone down the Githyanki hate?”ALT
At the end of the day, Tav looks exhausted. “Making decisions is so stressful, it feels like every choice is coming down to me.”  Wyll holds up a chalice, “Don’t sell yourself short! Your leadership has united us all, you’ve earned our trust!”  In the background, Gale bites into a magic boot.ALT
Tav says, “I only go out of my way for everyone because I take psychic damage if no one approves of me.”  Wyll looks at him in concern, “That’s not healthy.”  Then the panel is darkened, Tav takes 3 points of damage, and “Loading” appears at the bottom.ALT

When you’re a chronic people pleaser forced to juggle the wants & needs of a bunch of weirdos with brain worms

fushiguro:

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#Nanami: i’m not the step father i’m the father that stepped up

ghastlytofu:

I don’t understand the thinking behind wanting Wyll to be more of a hardline monster hunter traditional lawful good coded guy. One of the very best things about him is how he breaks that stereotype - because he IS for goodness and justice and battling evil where'er it lurks! But it’s the kind of Good that knows Hurt People Hurt People and not every monster has to remain so. He’s a man of nuance who always, always, always gives “monsters” the benefit of the doubt so long as they’re not actively threatening innocent people.

[I’d have taken her head if she spoke to me like that.]

Wyll: I try to avoid summary execution when a sideways glance will suffice.

Astarion fucking bites him - Wyll, the Blade of Frontiers!! a renowned monster hunter!! a man who, by his own admission, has slain vampire spawn before!!!!! - and what does he do? Calls him insolent but charming, says he got the best sleep he’s had in ages, compliments his hair and tells him to keep his fangs out of innocent people (notably he does not actually tell Astarion to keep his fangs out of his neck…. unlike everyone else in the party).

He travels alongside, has a lot of respect for and great camaraderie with Lae'zel (militaristic space pirate whom everyone on the Material Plane shits bricks upon seeing) and Shadowheart (ms. when i grow up i wanna be a dark justiciar in a nihilistic shadow cult. maybe do a blood sacrifice idk) and Karlach who he was sent to kill but didn’t (unless you did the thing. I did Not) because he decides her life is more important than the inevitable torment he’ll face for disobeying Mizora.

He’s sooo, SOOOO much more interesting this way than as a Lawful Stupid “why aren’t we killing these undead/abominations/astral invaders already alfjakghjkk >:(” hardline smitey ur-paladin fucker whose character arc is learning that oooh monsters are people too oh wowow because he already knows that!!! He already knows!!!! His character arc isn’t about acknowleding that monsters have feelings too, it’s acknowledging that he has feelings too and is worthy of the same consideration and benefit of the doubt he extends to everyone around him!!!!!!!

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